I fell in love the way you fell asleep. Slowly then all at once.
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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

piquic:

said “i love ur blog” but didn’t fucking follow me
bitch

themoonshalldie:

snk-potato-girl:

You know what I’m tired of hearing? “It was love at first sight" um no fuck you it’s called attraction at first sight you don’t love a person the moment you see them, you feel attracted to them

bless

brobecks:

"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

bestfunny:

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

image

 

huffingtonpost:

This cat has a crush on a human and isn’t afraid to show it.

hate:

"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

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